What a day!

Well, it all started after I got out of work. I headed to the pier and met up with my friend. We got some pizza and all of a sudden there was this random dude that came in stealing a cup. When the cashier told him that it's fifty cents, he just went off on him telling him to "go back to Madagascar! They're waiting for you you jerk!" My friend and I were looking in awe and just saying to ourselves, What the fuck was that all about?

After we had our food, we then headed to the beach. Chillen on the sand we see the same dude again! Now he is harrassing this couple just minding their own business. He goes, "You guys are poluting the air! Our lord and savior damns you to hell! Get out of here! You guys are poluting the fucking ocean!" Mind you, this guy lights up a cigarette and smokes it while heading towards the ocean and he is talking agbout poluting the beach...yeah. The first thing my friend noticed was that he was smoking on the beach. She asks me, "Isn't it illegal to smoke on the beach?" And I told her, "Yeah, that shouldn't be happeneing." After he heads to the ocean, he starts walking towards this dude and tries to fight. The girlfriend of the other guy tries breaking it up. This guy could have easily kicked the drunk dude's ass but instead he just walked on and strode with his girl heading out.

My friend and I just figure he is some wacky drunk dude, until we see that he has the same cup that he store form the pizza place like an hour earlier! So, it turns out to be the same guy. He has no shirt on, with this kick-ass tatoo on his upper back. Anyway, when I see him yelling at other people, I just call the cops. I report the incident and in a little while...well actually a long while...they show up and I meet them. They showed up in their truck and I also saw two cops walking along the beach in searched of him. When they find him, they move him along and tell him that he has to get off the beach. He gets to his things and I hear on of the cops tell him, "You've got 30 seconds." He gets his stuff and moves along away from the beach. The cops drive off and the first thing I thought was that he might find someone else to hassle, but I'm sure he learned his lesson.