Tuesday, June 9, 2015

My List of Oxymorons


After working at a job where the term "common sense" doesn't really apply to customers, we came up with an idea to list a bunch of contradictory terms. Let us begin, shall we?

  1. diabetic candy
  2. moonblock
  3. moonglasses
  4. naked clothes
  5. heat rain
  6. healthy cigarettes
  7. reading television
  8. silent music
  9. safe guns
  10. spicy water

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