People these days...

Okay, yesterday during my break at work, this woman just came in out of nowhere with a big blanket in her hands as if she owned the place. I asked if she needed help or anything, but she just insisted on walking. I said, "Ma'am, can I help you? Um, excuse me, but we don't allow public restroom usage here unless you want to see a movie or buy something." She says, "But it will just be a second!" And then two more people just walk in and one girl says, "I'll give you a dollar!" Anyway, knowing that she didn't really mean what she said, I just sat there until they came out. The first girl to come out said, "Thanks for not being a prick to me." And then her friend came out and I said, "So, about that dollar?" Then she gave me a dollar and then just headed out but not before telling me, "Well, I am a professional brow designer and I could help you out but since you want a dollar, fine." She gave me the dollar and as she was walking out I said, "Thanks, but I already got my eyebrows done." Not expecting that, she replied, "I know, I can tell because that's what I do." She tried to leave on an insulting note towards me, but yet left with me making her sound like a fool.

Anyway, she goes outside and I'm guessing she tells her friend, "I gave him a dollar!" And they were all laughing about it when all of a sudden the chick with the blanket says to me, "Do you want to come to the picnic at the beach with us?" And I'm like, "Um, when?" And she goes, "Right now." I mean, she clearly knows that I'm working so after telling her what time I get off, she gives me her number yelling out from across the fucking lobby of the theater. And she yells it several times. I just drop it and just continue eating and reading. Man, people these days...